Job Hunting for the Rich and Famous

By Karen Topakian

It’s been more than a week since the federal election and Presidential candidate Romney remains jobless. Let’s help the poor man out. What kind of work is Mitt uniquely talented to do? Here are a few of my ideas. Please share yours.

TV huckster – selling you products of dubious value that you don’t need or want

CEO of a hedge or equity fund – investing your money but the gains won’t add up

Ventriloquist teacher – demonstrating how to talk out of two sides of your mouth simultaneously

Math teacher – showing how 2+2 = 3

Contortionist – twisting himself and his rhetoric into a pretzel


  1. Wish I could help, but we’ve got nothing for someone like Mittens!

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