It’s been more than a week since the federal election and Presidential candidate Romney remains jobless. Let’s help the poor man out. What kind of work is Mitt uniquely talented to do? Here are a few of my ideas. Please share yours.
TV huckster – selling you products of dubious value that you don’t need or want
CEO of a hedge or equity fund – investing your money but the gains won’t add up
Ventriloquist teacher – demonstrating how to talk out of two sides of your mouth simultaneously
Math teacher – showing how 2+2 = 3
Contortionist – twisting himself and his rhetoric into a pretzel